Narrator: "Castle Duckula.. Home to many a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks, the Counts of Duckula. Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life, by means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century, when the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius.."
Igor: "..bat wings, blood.."
Nanny: "I'll get it."
Narrator: "The Latest reincarnation did not run according to plan."
In the heart of Transylvania,
In the Vampire Hall of Fang-yia,
There's not a vampire zanier than Duckula.
He won't bite beast or man,
'Cos he's a vegetarian,
And things never run to plan for Duckula.
If you're looking for some fun,
You can always count upon,
The wild and wacky one they call Duckula.
(Count Duckula - he he he heeh!)